Tired of the ho-hum, hum-drum, blah stuff some designers are calling jewelry?
JEWELRY: let’s have a look at the word, shall we? Let’s break it down...
JEWEL: “ANY PERSON OR THING THAT IS VERY PRECIOUS OR VALUABLE”
Kay, that’s an easy one. That’s you. And that should be your jewelry. That is skinny.
WELL: “THOUROUGHLY, FULLY”
i.e., is YOUR jewelry defining you, “thoroughly, fully” hmmm. Maybe ponder this one a moment, ‘cause that too, is skinny.
RY: R—YOU—BEING COMPLETELY FULLFILLED BY YOUR JEWELRY?
Y—IF NOT WHY? Ummmmm, skinny? Anyone?
YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO RICH, OR TOO SKINNY
(omg that is soooo tsg!!!!)
& coming sooooon…
ACCESSORIES: let’s break that down…
ACCESS: “THE RIGHT TO ENTER”
Skinny’s simple solution—How do you get in? Besides being on the list, you get in with Keys! What goes with keys? Key chains, chain links—minus ball and chain & yeah, who doesn’t want the “right to enter”. And when you do enter, be sure to look good-- wear your accessories....
SORE: umm. That’s not so fun. Sometimes.
SOIREE: ( a little improvising, thinking outside the box never hurt any skinny girl) “A PARTY OR GATHERING IN THE EVENING”
Killer! With skinny, you’re IN! (OMG, that was soooo easy.)
AND LATER… T’S
…as in shirts…not “tease” as in, what you’ll be doing with your skinny jewelry, access-soiree’s, and t’s.
GOOD LUCK GIRLS (and b.f.’s that are smart enough to remember girls love jewelry, access-soiree’s, and t’s) !
YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO RICH…OR TOO SKINNY